Girls and Bikes

I like to go with offensive objectification. It's better than saying "broad", "dame", or "skirt"
Also the "level" in question was a joke. It's more of the point that I am scared of girls.
And I just thought this was a cute and somewhat entertaining anecdote. Guess not.

I teach 11th grade English and a 12th grade elective course (English Lit: Comic Book Literature)

and i like the hill plan...

Maybe try "Fanny" next time, for shits and giggles.