Help! Advice for an innocent brother unjustly treated by the city police

Running away from bike cops is so much fun tho', they're such lardy fuckwits even I can get away from 'em... Eat rubber, Copper!

[quote=edmundane;221552]- the whole sham started off with the copper being a cunt[quote]

That's a bit harsh. "if you had just stopped the first time I wouldn't have even fined you, I would have just told you to go more slowly, to be more carefull"

Annoying, possibly, but hardly cuntish.

well thanks to those who did say sthg sensible.
looks like there isn't much left to do apart from coughing up the dough then.

23c's should just outrun the fucking donuts, if there's next time.

[quote=edmundane;221552]- the whole sham started off with the copper being a cunt[quote]

That's a bit harsh. "if you had just stopped the first time I wouldn't have even fined you, I would have just told you to go more slowly, to be more carefull"

Annoying, possibly, but hardly cuntish.

sorry, but my friend didn't RLJ. he should have stopped, but the cop is obviously stirring trouble being a cunt in the first place.

I bet he wouldn't have run from les gendarmerie...

Yeah, racist...

i guess if you're gonna go, then go. if you stay, then it's 'who me officer? i'm dreadfully sorry, the only reason i was blah blah was because i thought the bendybus posed a real threat to my life, i appreciate you're doing your job and how difficult that job is in london's famous london'.

all pigs are wankers

looks like there isn't much left to do apart from coughing up the dough then.

If you're going to do that, I would strongly advise the go to them, through the legal advice, and admit the riding on the pavement, apologise for not heeding the authority of an officer of the law and refute the other two. Add to that he will not level an official complaint for the racism and intimidation and I reckon they'll accept.

all pigs are wankers

That's an idiotic statement.

Funny Ithink the police is quite nice here, in France you change pavement when they cross your path.

all pigs are wankers

So when do you think I should break the news to my dad then?

That's an idiotic statement.

I am an idiot

So when do you think I should break the news to my dad then?

if you like, its up to you

[quote=edmundane;221552]- the whole sham started off with the copper being a cunt[quote]

That's a bit harsh. "if you had just stopped the first time I wouldn't have even fined you, I would have just told you to go more slowly, to be more carefull"

Annoying, possibly, but hardly cuntish.

yeah but the speed limit is the same for bicycles as it is for cars.....sounds like he was pissed off at being passed ....what a cnut.

all pigs are wankers

This one isn't. Rebecca Loos is tho...

sigh the roads would be so much more pleasant without all that tetosterone... ;)

sigh the roads would be so much more pleasant without all that tetosterone... ;)

so that's what all that grey crap is dirtying up my bikes!

Most of those police on bikes don't look too fit. You see them at critical mass cycling around like real idiots. He probably just took offence to you cycling faster than him.

But you are right not all pigs are wankers, some are probably very very nice people, I am sure.

for the record i was caught RLJ once the copper was actually really nice to me, apart from handing me the ticket.

Yeah, I've shared a fattie with one or two over the years...
In a non-sexy way...

Yeah, I've shared a fattie with one or two over the years...
In a non-sexy way...

One of these?

Unjust Pedal Porky! Qeulle Surprise.

I was watching 'Costa Del Cops' on Bravo the other night, they really make our coppers look like lovely men...
It was like hardcore 50's policing. Some drunken British women arguing with the copper, so she gets a slap and told 'don't fuck with the police!'
and other comedy moments like a suspect being led away in cuffs whilst a plain clothes copper continued to beat the shit out of him.
Certainly made me think that the British cops maybe weren't that bad...

you're right tho, they're all still wankers.

He has a lawyer. She is the best help he can get.
It's a mad story but sorry to say that from the second you try to escape the police it spells guilty (and don't get me started with the pavement thing....) so he needs to explain why he fled.

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