Girls and Bikes

I think I've spotted where you're going wrong, or at least one of the ways;

i talked to this one bird for a bit

Depending upon your point of view, calling women birds is either offensive objectification, or the lamest attempt at bravado possible. Either way up you end up looking like a loser.

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i'm so stupid.

yes, correct.

America is a fucked up place.

you can drive at 11, but can't drink until you're 37 and stay at school until you are 49 where the teachers are younger than you...

Here's a plan.

On thursday or friday when you see the girl again, take her to the top of a really steep hill and then let her have a go on your bike. If I remember correctly she should soon fall off & probably graze one of her norks so you can catch a sneaky peek.

ha!! thanks :D

I can't wait to hear what happens next...

I'm on tenterhooks...

Isn't it a quotation? I thought "quote" was the verb…
I could be wrong, mind. It happens.

I'm sure you're right. My excuse is that I wasn't taught English by a 25 year old American. I just had a poor boy Laandan education, guv'nor!

Is this an emo website now???

No

i'm not going to say anything about anything else in your this thread. shudders slightly.

but is it wrong that i'm instantly suspicious of any 25 year old who "drinks nothing but coke"

What's with the ganging up?

I teach English actually.

which English?

i'll keep trying :-
maybe i should add the "ever seen a grown man naked?"

Ever seen a naked man grown?

i Teach English Actually. Haha. I'm Only A Sub At The Moment Though. These Aren't My Students, What The Fuck! My Favorite Is When The Kids I Sub Recognize Me From Riding And Ask To See My Tattoos In School.

Off Subject. Back On Track. I'll Prolly See This Girl Thursday Or Friday, So Maybe I'll Talk To Her. We Will See. But I Dunno If Shes Up To My Level. I Don't Know If You Realize How Attractive Of A Man I Am.

talk To Her !!!

Good fucking grief... Thanks for sharing... Dude...

I felt his/her pain

Not you, OP... Apols...

I think I've spotted where you're going wrong, or at least one of the ways;

Depending upon your point of view, calling women birds is either offensive objectification, or the lamest attempt at bravado possible. Either way up you end up looking like a loser.

I like to go with offensive objectification. It's better than saying "broad", "dame", or "skirt"
Also the "level" in question was a joke. It's more of the point that I am scared of girls.
And I just thought this was a cute and somewhat entertaining anecdote. Guess not.

I teach 11th grade English and a 12th grade elective course (English Lit: Comic Book Literature)

and i like the hill plan...

from your previous posts I'd genuinely assumed you were "like" 14-16yrs old......

lets all start telling stories about girls we re trying to fuck shall we...

what a bunch of fucking bullies.

Wow! English Lit: Comic book literature. Cool. I would have liked to study that.

Judge Dredd instead of Joseph Conrad - what's not to like?

(Though traditionally the Venn diagram of 'adults interested in comics' and 'girlfriends' does not have a big overlap...)

Wow! English Lit: Comic book literature. Cool. I would have liked to study that.

Judge Dredd instead of Joseph Conrad - what's not to like?

(Though traditionally the Venn diagram of 'adults interested in comics' and 'girlfriends' does not have a big overlap...)

We actually look at quite a large number of UK comics (a lot of Alan Moore actually) and We've discussed Judge Dredd two weeks ago when talking of dystopia.

Again. This story wasn't about trying to fuck any girls. It was just a funny little story.

I like reading your stories about girls! Keep us posted and remember, if a girl gives a you a present, she likes you.
Are you going to see her again? I want to hear the next episode.