Girls and Bikes

so i've discussed my bad luck with girls and bikes. but lets talk about somethign good for once shall we.

basically if you know me you know i ride/build fixies and i love records, and drink nothing but Coke.

i was at a party the other night (july 4th) and i went to this punk house (sort of. more like a wannabe punk house, but my mate wanted to go blah blah) and i ran into a bunch of kids i knew. it was actually a pleasant surprise. i talked to this one bird for a bit and then i left and drove home some drunk girls.

the next night i went past a club and a bunch of kids i knew were outside so i stopped by and went dancing with some (it was one girls birthday and it seems I'm the only guy that enjoys dancing? its weird) anyway this one girl came up to me and was like i got you this!
she said" i saw that a lot of people ride bikes like yours with cards in the spokes
. i saw this and it made me think of you."

it was a a coke playing card. it was really a cute effort, despite her slight ignorance. we talked a while about thema nd what they mean and stuff, but it wasn't until the next day that i realized she was flirting with me.

i'm so stupid.

how old are you? hanging around with kids is peado behavior and only legal if you are a teacher.

Oh bless

1. i am a teacher.
   
2. i'm 25.
   
3. "kids" in question are 21-28ish.
   

i would have never have guessed you were a teacher from your written English. :-)

what do you teach?

Oh my my god that such an incredibly sweet story, but bittter bitter to my ears.

Heres that same story, as if it happened to me:

A bunch girls started laughing at me, and said "oh myyy god, look at that wanker on a bike" "I think hes looking at you" "How tragic"

Then they whisper, and ones comes over and hands me a card.

It reads "fuck off"

Then they all giggle and walk away.

:d

that's kind of a creepy story. I don't understand the teacher/student relationship here.

do you hang around the gym after school?
do you like gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked...

Do Not Shag Your Student...!!
I have shag an ex student and still got disciplined...:(

track her down and tell her you just worked it out. Then ask her out (as long as she's over 16).

Girls like a guy who's a bit slow off the mark in that way, it means they're not a player ;-)

do you hang around the gym after school?
do you like gladiator movies?

you already used that one on me!

i'll keep trying :-
maybe i should add the "ever seen a grown man naked?"

I teach English actually. haha. I'm only a sub at the moment though. these aren't my students, what the fuck! My favorite is when the kids i sub recognize me from riding and ask to see my tattoos in school.

off subject. back on track. i'll prolly see this girl thursday or friday, so maybe i'll talk to her. we will see. but i dunno if shes up to my level. i don't know if you realize how attractive of a man i am.

but i dunno if shes up to my level. i don't know if you realize how attractive of a man i am.

Probably not. But I've realised something else with that quote.

I teach English actually.

Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.
:-(

1. i am a teacher.
   
2. i'm 25.
   
3. "kids" in question are 21-28ish.
   
   

America is a fucked up place.

you can drive at 11, but can't drink until you're 37 and stay at school until you are 49 where the teachers are younger than you...

Here's a plan.

On thursday or friday when you see the girl again, take her to the top of a really steep hill and then let her have a go on your bike. If I remember correctly she should soon fall off & probably graze one of her norks so you can catch a sneaky peek.

Nonce scenes

^ And then come on here and try to tell us all about it, with your garbled syntax and idiosyncratic spelling.

Nonce scenes

Probably not. But I've realised something else with that quote.

Isn't it a quotation? I thought "quote" was the verb…
I could be wrong, mind. It happens.

highfive