Don't

I like that story a lot dude. Somewhere there's an old grounds maintenance guy with a pathological hatred of the Wombles.

You know, when the Wombles was on (on British telly mind, not the actual Wombles), Wimbledon Common got quite littered due to kids throwing rubbish there to 'help' the Wombles.

Maybe the Wombles have moved to Haven Green in Ealing then because the cunts that sit around in the sun there seem incapable of using any of the bins provided..

I can't believe you're having such a downer on Wimbledon. I'm in Southfields, which is the main tube station for the championships, and I love this time of year because:

a) the worse the traffic is, the smarter I feel for being a cyclist

b) when there are even pedestrian traffic jams, I feel smarter still

c) the fact that the shitty District Line is so rammed prevents me being even tempted to use it

d) I know I could rent my house out to a mug for a fortune, though I've never bothered

e) Mad John, our local 'character' wheels his bicycle around, wearing only shorts, a vast beard and a straw boater, bellowing at terrified Japanese tourists

f) the parking restrictions are ultra-fierce, except for residents

g) as I mentioned in some other thread, I got to sit near Victoria Pendleton on Centre Court last week

and h) although tennis is a bit middle-class, the corporate-cunt-count is lower at Wimbledon than at most similar summer sporting events, and most of the people there are proper fans who got tickets through local clubs

i) Come on, Timmy! Oh...

The one advantage for this stupid sport I can see is that Hagen-Das were giving out free ice-cream in front of the big screen in Broadgate circle this week. Oh and I guess the fact that it's NOT football makes it useful too.

@fatbloke

you missed the best bit, sitting on that hill and cheering for any non-british player whilst it is packed with english 'fans' desperately searching for their saviour.

I am a bit biased though, I love tennis.

Dont

1. Ride through Wimbledon.
   
2. Don't you want me?
   
3. You know I cant believe it when I hear that you wont see me
   4, Touch that!
   
4. be a boy, ride commando and do no handed skids and get your bits caught between bar and leg.
   
5. ride topless in the sun, put your bag on, tighten the strap and catch your nipple in it.
   
6. forget to post your timesheets. fuck.
   

1. Let it go to your head
   
2. Stop till you get enough
   
3. Speak
   
4. Look back in anger
   
5. You forget about me
   
6. Don't don't *don't*chu
   

1. go changing
   
2. let the sun go down on me
   
3. just dont
   
4. look at me that way
   

1. go breaking my heart
   

.

Jinx!

1. watch that,watch this...
   

1. go breaking my heart
   
2. watch that,watch this...
   
3. talk to strangers
   

20.believe the hype uuuuaaaagh.

1. hate the player, hate the game.
   

1. do duvets
   
2. eat yellow snow
   

23.think i'll ever get over you

24.want to miss a thing

picco picco picco

you are now un-jinxed

1. Tell My Heart, My Achy Breaky Heart.
   

1. sleep i get deep when i creep, i see right now i got to show you it aint nothin sweet. go get your mother fuckin hammer, and act like you want drama, i send a message to ya mama.... "hello... do you know you're one son less, i have a lisence to kill and he had been marked for death. he's up the hill in the back of a building with two in the dome, ileft him stiffer than a tombstone... how about some hardcore.. yea we like it raw...
   

go back to Rockville

try and sell stuff in a first post

post offensive shit trying to be funny/a wanker and then log on with aliases to try to make it better.

do drugs

forget you have actually got work to do today... (bye).

shoot the messenger

tell people not to do drugs