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  • right here we go, I like Big Thighs By Sir-Crash-Allot:

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    Oh my god
    Becky, look at her thighs
    they is so big
    She looks like one of those messenger guys girlfriends
    Who understands those messenger guys
    They only talk to her because she rides a sick fixie
    I mean her thighs
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so hypster

    rap
    I like big thighs and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that thigh was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But those thighs you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, hunch of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my 3renshno
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average fixie

    I've seen them skiddin
    To hell with track standin
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a Whitcomb

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat thighs are the thing
    Take the average messenger man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the thighs (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake those healthy thighs
    Baby got back

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a Skid
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Moyer (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even Fakenger boys got to shout
    Baby got back

    (LA face with the Oakland booty)

    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her (Bob) Jackson
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got Thighs hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose them Thighs
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that those Thighs ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the thighs are round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-CrashALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back
    Baby got back
    Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

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