Route advice needed for race against Tube

I took my camera into work today, so I will get some video and pics of the boring journey!

Not that anyone here would stoop to such levels, but I hope that the current state of the tube network is entirely unrelated to anyone rehearsing for tonight:

HAMMERSMITH & CITY LINE: Suspended throughout due to faulty communications equipment.

DISTRICT LINE: Suspended throughout due to faulty communications equipment.

CIRCLE LINE: Suspended due to a signal failure at West Kensington.

BAKERLOO LINE: Suspended between Queens Park and Elephant & Castle, minor delays elsewhere, due to faulty communications equipment.
No longer the case? Damn. Them Gods DO hate us...