Spotted...

Was chilling at the Coal Hole (no homo) last night and watched some dude on a pink Condor trackstanding in bib shorts. No idea who he is

I got hard

He rode off

I was unable to attend due to landlady commitments, and a visit from my flatmate's friend.

That has to be the lamest excuse in history.

Slaytanic last night walking your bike down theobalds road. I was too knackered to even wave let alone say hi. I hoped you didn't have a p*n*tr as I rolled on...

That has to be the lamest excuse in history.

Ah but you haven't met my landlady! Or my flatmate's friend.

I was probably too fucking pissed to notice, otherwise I would have said hello. Sorry I didn't notice you tynan, was in full concentration!
I almost cut up a copper on clerkenwell last night as I went through a red, very dodgy. Me and another rider were instructed to get off our bikes and walk.

Slaytanic last night walking your bike down theobalds road. I was too knackered to even wave let alone say hi. I hoped you didn't have a p*n*tr as I rolled on...

what's a p*n*tr by the way?!

puncture

It's bad look to mention them apparently.

nah, but my rear tyre is bald in about 8 places and ready to fucking burst! I've managed to burn though my gator skin in just over a month!

Chris Crash doing some kind of dance whilst the support band were playing

i had not been in a 3 person mosh pit to a bad opening act since i was 16 and the show was at my house. nostalgia rules.

nah, but my rear tyre is bald in about 8 places and ready to fucking burst! I've managed to burn though my gator skin in just over a month!

you better come on Friday.

You ask, I give.

sam YOU. ARE. THE MAN.

extra special bird going out to you,if i ever spot ya! .... (this doesn't prove it's ~Tom btw, it could be anyone, so the alien theory is still there to be disproved)

spotted phasergunalex (again) on camden road (again) at about 8:45
nice back wheel!

easy pajamas, that was me sweating like a beast

it is all about that stretch of slickness down peckham rd.

you local?

hey whats a left handed website?

is this some english slang? nice to meet you CHUG IT

you'll have to check out Viz comic (quality english literature) for the answer to that one!

Nice to meet you too, check out the Trixxies for the yoga and trick stuff I was on about, there's a thread somewhere on here

edit: http://www.londonfgss.com/thread2121.html there we go

black fixed - black skater helmet
me: black/silver racer - aviators
was racing you down kingsland/stoke newington high road/street
about even i reckon - you got less fear than me on the dalston junction though :-D

what ratio you on?

Heal being a racist Southwark st

greasy with his lady and his arm in a sling starbucks in good hand on piccadilly. get well soon fella.
mikec on the fearsomely bright simoncini, heading up to holborn, good pace.

tonight

some of the crew at central. wish i could have stayed longer.

scott not scot. at his gaff. thanks dude for being there and to object for being a pisshead last thurs.

then the wonderful em sitting outside the crown in vic park swerving the trixie chix. tut tut tut.

clintsmoker on navarino.

then jol getting tooled up.

all local like.

now i am spotting alan yentob wanking over werner herzog. now that is pure slavery.

Werner Herzog: he got gatted - he OG

his mommas got a glass eye with a fish in it

...she's an extra on the Simpsons (and shit).

...miller and armstrong?

Imani, Booty Brown, Fat Lip and Slim Kid Tre