go hang around outside the mens pond on hampstead heath in your skimpiest swimmers, you'll make friends really quickly ;)
Bizarre. Because the weather was so nice I did precisely what everyone else seemed to want to do and fucked off work at precisely 10.37am to go ride instead. No destination planned, started in Putney, wound up exactly where dogsballs is talking about on Hampstead Heath.
The place is unbelievable - like a 300-strong Chippendales act! Acres of ultra-buff, skimpily-clad tanned male flesh and the strong smell of coconut tanning oil. I'm pretty confident I'm heterosexual but it's still a very impressive sight. The missus has made me promise to take her there next time the sun's out - she can ogle them, they won't give her a second look.
Forecast is shite for tomorrow. Might surf gay porn instead.
Bizarre. Because the weather was so nice I did precisely what everyone else seemed to want to do and fucked off work at precisely 10.37am to go ride instead. No destination planned, started in Putney, wound up exactly where dogsballs is talking about on Hampstead Heath.
The place is unbelievable - like a 300-strong Chippendales act! Acres of ultra-buff, skimpily-clad tanned male flesh and the strong smell of coconut tanning oil. I'm pretty confident I'm heterosexual but it's still a very impressive sight. The missus has made me promise to take her there next time the sun's out - she can ogle them, they won't give her a second look.
Forecast is shite for tomorrow. Might surf gay porn instead.