For Sale: Bianchi Sloping Frame Fixed Gear Bike

right you boring bunch of pussy arsed cunt rags! im sick of reading you lot gurn like a bunch of melting wank stains about bike shops and hows its not fair and blah blah blah, lying on the floor having little tantrums. if you cant say something to the faces of these people then fucking stay out of it its none of your business! if you get off on massaging each others severed penises then fine, enjoy but count me out. i really can't be arsed and id much rather go outside, enjoy the sun and ride my fucking bike.

Tell me you didn't buy your bike from BLB?! ;-)