If you were a chinese kid...

fair enough apple & mango are a little odd.

But April & June are very classic ladies names, as is May, August, Wednesday & Tuesday.
I wouldnt be surprised if names Julie and Jane are derived from July and January either.

April seems to be a favourite among chinese girls, kitty is very common too!

• Jason for boys (July / August / September / October / November)
  

Shi Ti-Ho went to my school

I worked with a dude called Ivor Payne

My friend was going to name his first kid 'Hollywood' and his second 'Rockstar'. He was talked out of it..

I went to school with Judas Chambers.

My daughter used to go to school with a boy called Diamond. No one took the p*ss however, as his dad was in So Solid Crew.

I went to school with a HK kid called Alan Chong and everytime his last name was read out for the register someone never failed to reply "Yes Please!"

After ten years of the same joke it was still funny.

I went to school with a HK kid called Alan Chong and everytime his last name was read out for the register someone never failed to reply "Yes Please!"

After ten years of the same joke it was still funny.

Am I being thick? I don't get it. "Alanchong" doesn't sound like anything.

When his last name "Chong?" was read out someone would reply as if they were being asked whether they would want some drugs.

It was the 90's, drug jokes were cool, just like drawing e tablets and rez 'Z' all over your books

mitsubishi?

A girl called iona mackintosh went to the school down the road from me, and she did in fact own a mackintosh.

• 1 On Randy. OR joe. I think Joe is a solid name.
  

A girl called iona mackintosh went to the school down the road from me, and she did in fact own a mackintosh.

you are 'avin' what's known as a Turkish asm..........

steve.