If you were a chinese kid...

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  • ultra-man

  • ultra-man lol!

  • Oddly, my Very English Etonian boss named his daughters Emerald and
    Coco

    poor kids!
    i can only imagine the beatings they received on the school yard...

  • Jesus.

    People will remember your name.

  • sorry to hijack the thread a bit - or at least turn the vessel to a slightly different course for a minute - but what's the raddest genuine person's name you've ever heard? Like, one you go, "ruddy nora, that's a good name"...almost shake their hand again just for having a good name...?

  • Sue Fley (yes it's real)

  • ha!

  • American swimmer Misty Hymen has one of the best names.

  • A contract security guard in a high street record store I used to work in was called Justice.

    American swimmer Misty Hymen has one of the best names.

    haha :)

  • There was a woman on TV a year back or so whose name was Sue Doekoo. Not sure if it was real though. Also she didn't say what the spelling was.

  • fair enough apple & mango are a little odd.

    But April & June are very classic ladies names, as is May, August, Wednesday & Tuesday.
    I wouldnt be surprised if names Julie and Jane are derived from July and January either.

    April seems to be a favourite among chinese girls, kitty is very common too!

    I knew a girl named Apple, also a Sky, and a Summer Rain. all but Summer where American, summer was from the Bahamas

    I also knew a Justice, but he was not a security gaurd

  • Fonzarelli Danger Middleton... If I were to change my name that would be a good one..
    I have a Chinese friend who named himself Murphy.. After visiting an Irish bar called Murphy's

  • My son's godfather has named his children; Zillyan, Zevon and Cosmic.
    I chose William for my son.

  • Fenella Fudge from radio 4 always gets a smile from me

    I have a chinese friend called January - same month she was born. i think its a great name

  • armando lizwikie the third.
    funny because an ex beleived it to be my name for the first 4 weeks before i had to tell her the truth.

  • armando lizwikie the third.
    funny because an ex beleived it to be my name for the first 4 weeks before i had to tell her the truth.

    hahaha, she only liked you because of your name!

  • One of my mums friends named all here kids things like:

    Dolli , happi, Nebbi, lubli (as in baddly pronounced loveley)

    Yes shes asian!

  • I used to work with a girl called Lovely Albequerque. She was from Goa.

    I also have friends who called their kid Arlo 'Danger' Arrosmith - so when he grows up he can actually tell the girls his middle name is Danger. Brilliant.

  • armando lizwikie the third.
    funny because an ex beleived it to be my name for the first 4 weeks before i had to tell her the truth.

    the most effective from of birth-control is to give the bird a fake name.

  • hahaha, she only liked you because of your name!

    nope she stuck around for a few more months after. i'd tell you why she liked me but with this being a respectable forum i shall decline. :)

  • Keith Gooze, Su Pu, Brian Wee, Richard Exact. These are real names.

    But best name ever: I spoke to a PA once who worked down in Southampton or somewhere. I think she was Kenya or Nigeria, can't remember.

    But anyway her name was Googoo Makubu. I was only arranging a meeting with her but spent about a minute wowing over her name and congratulating her.

  • That BMX rider who ended up Paralysed after breaking his neck doing a double backflip called his kid Riderman as in the first name.

  • Sterling.

  • I used to work with someone called Gay.

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