Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^ that bike makes me sad

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008/june/4/BrianTorio.htm

if this is this guys third "track" bike, the cruiser, imagine how much cash he wasted on the other two...........

two "carbon effect" brakes. two aerospokes. nokkon fucking cables!custom(?) respray of a road frame..............

jesus. fcuking. christ.

Shakes head in tears....

People like that need help

[FONT=arial][SIZE=2]Rest assured this set-up is very strong and the number of spacers is only an aesthetic issue. That said, I am looking for other adapters that are shorter and would allow me to use fewer spacers. We'll see what I come up with. [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=arial][SIZE=2]
[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial][SIZE=2]The end result is something unique and very fun to ride. The bike is smooth and feels terrific. Honestly, I can't get enough Italian steel. [/SIZE][/FONT]

Cunt

these people are still trying hard to steal your ugliest bike title.

Paul Crosstop! What a fucking waste

Holy shit that guy is nuts!

this guy its nut but he must pay shit loads in trainers an tyres....wouldnt it be cheaper to buy a front brake??

i didnt know people were rich enough to play exquisite corpse with bicycle parts -

i'm just glad they're off in america where the line between rebelliously eccentric chap and overpaid clueless fucknut is warped beyond all belief........

last bike has used napkins instead of bar tape too..

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008/june/4/BrianTorio.htm

if this is this guys third "track" bike, the cruiser, imagine how much cash he wasted on the other two...........

two "carbon effect" brakes. two aerospokes. nokkon fucking cables!custom(?) respray of a road frame..............

jesus. fcuking. christ.

What a cunt.

Honestly, I can't get enough Italian steel." Yeah up your fucking arse.

Yeah up your fucking arse.

lol.

yeah, and by the sounds of his writing he is an epic cocklord too.

If I stopped at the lights and saw that Pinarello you would mug the rider just because

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008...BrianTorio.htm
sorry to bring this guy up again but come on, the aero bottle cages.....?

flat pedal triathlete.

I dont care what you all think, any kind of "vegan statement" is more pengy than pengy could ever be.

Implanning on building a pair of bikes like that to race around a speed skating track near me.

in rudeboy terms peng= good looking

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008...BrianTorio.htm
sorry to bring this guy up again but come on, the aero bottle cages.....?

flat pedal triathlete.

broken link dude.

EDIT: found it:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2007/feb/BrianTorio.htm

Is that right?

in rudeboy terms peng= good looking
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I dont care what you all think, any kind of "vegan statement" is more pengy than pengy could ever be.
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pengy (peng|:), adj,: completely rubbish, to the point of being almost breathtaking.

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Jol, if you're on this with me I recks we need a rethink to accommodate these thoughts.

1) guysup - pengy is still great as it is not "peng" - but in pointing it out you've highlighted something
2) skeletonboy - flickwg consciously worked on his bike to be rather pengy before the term existed, therefore it's not true pengy culture - but in pointing it out you've highlighted something.

That something is some sense of the aspirational, ie the manifest intent to bling something up coupled with the astonishing shortfall of their efforts in the final product no matter what got thrown at it in the process.

Therefore the original definition has to be revised a little bit to include these important subtleties.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pengy

not sure it's catching on. Anyone been using pengy yet?

Pengy: