Excuse my language...

Posted on Sat 21st, June 2008

• #1

hael

But has anyone got a f*cking b*stard cotter pin press or a f*cking drill, even one of those big f*ck off hammers that those c*nts laying big f*ck off paving slabs so I can get this b*tch of a f*cker cotter pin out of my b*stard older than dirt cranks?

and maybe some plasters, and some beer ...help!
• #2

freddo

where are you based? mebbe a LBS?
• #3

Aroogah

I have a drill if you are still living west. Number on the phone number thread
• #4

hael

Thanks guys, I got the fucker off using a drill/hacksaw/lump hammer combo. Down side is the cranks are in bits. oh well :)
• #5

rpm

big f*ck off hammers that those c*nts laying big f*ck off paving slabs

they are called paver's mauls. and the heads are made of rubber, so as not to crack the slabs.

we have one at work, if you want to borrow it!
• #6

hippy

Good stuff hael. Now get yourself a beer and take pleasure in binning those fucking cranks.
• #7

freddo

for future - I own a magic mallet, can repair anything in under 15 seconds.
• #8

CHUG_IT

cotter pins... takes me back to my Raleigh Grifter. Nightmare.

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