The pen and the door closer

last one there touches my ball?

ooh er, it's soo big and hard!

A couple of tyre levers. Deadly in the hands of a master.

no one fucks with me since i started keeping a custard pie in my back pocket...

those park ones...

nasty!

I usually distract them with some balloon animals.

look closely and you'll see two yoots walking away empty handed.

The pen and the door closer
Daft name for a pub...

no one fucks with me since i started keeping a custard pie in my back pocket...

thats cause everyone thinks you have shit yourself

i have a concealed carry permit, any legal hand gun, up to 12 rounds on my person, any thing legal in my vihical up to 20 rounds. and the permit was free.

vihical

You want shooting for that alone...
;-)

doh i just looked at it, it says car, or truck :(

Keys between your knuckles... Make um count. Aim for the eyes and neck...

doh i just looked at it, it says car, or truck :(

Doesn't it also say United States?

Kobutan keyring.......

i have a concealed carry permit, any legal hand gun, up to 12 rounds on my person, any thing legal in my vihical up to 20 rounds. and the permit was free.

So you posted in the tokens from the cornflakes box?

can't have an open bottle in the car (state dependent) but your ok to have fully loaded rifle on your gun rack in the back window. god bless america :P

i have a selections of knives in my bag, but i like to use bare knuckles

ah, i just realised your a chef .........phew!!

I am never without a 15 mm spanner! essential puncture repair for my wheels. And if it happened to go up someone's nose... acidentally?

turbobump?

This:

Coins, beats everything, a pocket full of trouser shrapnel slung with force not only has a broad - shotgun like - spread but is perfectly legal (tender).

My polo mallet comes in handy. It's not the best for polo - a bit heavy really.

:(

apart from Hippy's arse, my fists are the most dangerous things in south london, I don't need weapons.
unless chuck norris is in town.

Awww.. I miss RPM.. if only he was still allowed access to a computer...

What a dick thread.