It's not always the ped's fault

I wasn't referring to any particular incident, although you seem to have the guilt.

I've seen you run crossings right through peds when they've been in the middle on several occasions. and don't tell me to fuck off or I'll slap ya

A. fuck off

b. you know fine and rightly that you were talking about saturday, and nothing will convince me otherwise

c. if you have seen me run so many crossings, then you must have been behind me and followed me through, as i certainly don't remember having to wait for you as you were stopped at a zebra crossing ever.

d. the old 'inexperienced cyclist' line isn't going to work anymore, i'm afraid. you'll have to find a new stand-by..