Spotted...

mouse, suprisingly not trackstanding. he failed to acknowledge the sleek carbon road bike though :(
Was confused. Normally filter my view of oncoming bikes at the handlebars (track bars, risers etc. = fixed; anatomic = geared queers not worthy of my acknowledgement). In the split second that we passed you fell into the latter category.

You're really gonna have to get some proper cycling kit if you're going to ride a carbon geared bike round town. Either that or get used to people continually challenging you for having nicked someone's bike ;)