RLJ (Red Light Jumping). (The definitive bikeradar thread)

a PCSO stopped me for sitting in advance of the line at the lights at piccadilly circus. i spun him a line about how i feared death at the hands of a scary bendy bus, and he let me go. i also called him 'officer' which inflated his tiny penis a millimetre more than usual, to double its normal size.

that's my usual trick, too! has always seemed to work...