Here's what became of that Gold Charge Plug

Ahem. You're all too kind...

Sparky - can't really say online, especially after my screed above. I'm not senior enough to be able to just speak my mind and it not have consequences... Vaguely speaking, I've been a financial journalist for the last five years, mainly working for trade publications. Recently I've been focusing on energy.

Hmmm, focusing on energy you say?

And your name is h2o?

Surely not for the....