Vile rumours about Hippy's sexuality

;-)

Well that didn't really work - sorry.

they are ALL true

What? I have no sexuality? I don't get it.

I saw a guy with hair like that last night and I wondered how he could walk against a strong wind.

Asexual, like an earthworm? Capable of reproducing without a partner?

na, just capable of fncking himself ;)

You mean he's a hermaphrodite?!! Unbelievable! And he looks like such a nice "fella". I quite liked him. She. It. Whatever!

Asexual, like an earthworm? Capable of reproducing without a partner?

Off the top of my head:Earthworms are hermaphrodites, with male and female organs within the same individual.

Copulation and reproduction are separate processes in earthworms. The mating pair overlap front ends ventrall and each exchanges sperm with the other. The egg case, or cocoon, is secreted by the clitellum (no sniggering at the back) the external glandular band which is near the front of the worm, but behind the spermathecae.

Some time after copulation, long after the worms have separated, the clitellum secretes the cocoon which forms a ring around the worm. It then backs out of the ring, and as it does so, injects its own eggs and the other worms sperm into it.

As the worm slips out, the ends of the cocoon seal to form a vaguely lemon-shaped incubator in which the embryonic worms develop. They emerge as small, but fully-formed earthworms – except for a lack of sexual structures – which develop about 60-90 days later. They are fully grown in one year.

Some common earthworm species are mostly parthonegenic, that is, with asexual reproduction resulting in clones.

Cool. If I can fuck myself, does this mean I can get rid of the missus and move in another bike?

Hmm n+1 what to buy.. what to buy... ? Unicycle? Full susser? HighHorseSillyBollocks?

Hmm n+1 what to buy.. what to buy... ?

Can I get that in red please? I don't like yellow bikes. How about a TT bike..

Yeah.. that's the one.. I want the massive carbon cranks though.. hang on... ah got it..

this thread is discussing your sexuality, not trying to make you think you have a big knob :p

It's good to see you're in touch with your feminine side..
wanting to discuss my sexuality and all that..
ya bunch of fuckin' gayers! :P

Did you get your glass home safe last night murts? :)

you betcha, and filled it up for bed :)

Mal and I have matching set and a matching set of Peroni glasses from there as well.
That'll teach the cnuts for not letting me in..