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Okay...
There's a passenger plane going down in flames over the Pacific ocean. Everyone is going crazy and screaming "We're gonna fucking die!"
The pilot comes on over the tannoy "Ladies and Gentleman, this will be an emergency landing, please assume the brace position"
Suddenly a lady stands up and screams "For the love of god! Is there a man aboard this plane who can make me feel like a woman just one last time??"
to which a gentleman takes his shirt of and replies "Oi bitch, wash this!"