eBay and Craigslist finds

Good plan, it could go something like this...

Newbies, please read before posting

Tips for the masses:

1. If you are here to use a precious first post to ask "Any one have a cheap 'fixie' for under £70?", then dont.
   
2. 1. If you are here to use a precious first post to ask "Are those unipack bikes on 'the bay' any good?", then dont.
   
3. [any more ideas?]
   
   1. ride bike with loose sprocket/lock ring and complain that u stripped the threads??