• pays Extorionate Royalties

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    I will send my Shipping agent to your address with a cheque for £100000000000000, if you could please cash this and send the change to me through western union, as this large cheque was left to me from a distant cousin who was 37th in line at the post office, and wore green y fronts. He smelt of garlic a bit too.

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