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Sadly not Tynan. I went past my old school the other day, and overheard 2 young lads conversing:

'Oh Johnny do you remember that time that you offered Mr. Smith a high-five and he declined?!'
'Oh why yes Sandeep, what a square!'

That's actually word-for-word. Sums up my upbringing quite nicely, what-o'!

My school.

'Oh Johnny do you remember that time that you offered Mr. Smith a high-five and he declined?!'
'Oh why yes Sandeep, I stabbed him up!'