Maybe I shouldn't ride with girls... (another girl crash story)

Agony Aunt Roxy.. cute.

or totally turned off by the missing fingernail! Ooouuch I'm cringing.

but she had a scratch up boob...ewwww!

if she was as young as everyone's making out she was probably bawling non stop too. That's never a turn on, a young kid bawling non stop cos they've grazed their boob.

Sorry, just trying to get down with this rather bizarre thread..

so she fell off YOUR fixed bike, probably scratching it and other damages and she has the audacity to give you a telling off?

and how did the whole thing end? did you give her a lift home?

PERSONALLY SPEAKING.......if it were i, i would have swung some donughts in my car around her whilst she was still lying there in the middle, taunt her a bit, make the most out of a bad situation

shes only a year my junior. i noticed her amble bosom was wounded because her shirt was ripped a bit and it was exposed. i had to pull up her shirt to cover her. then she showed me. it kinda ruled in a return of the living dead part 3 sort of way.

i have to admit that i'm still mesmerised by the concept of a scratched boob.

these early experiences can have a profound impact on one's predilections.

were you hiding in the wardrobe at the time?

:D

Comedy gold !

i noticed her amble bosom .

Her bosom ambled? Where??

philly?

shes only a year my junior. i noticed her amble bosom was wounded because her shirt was ripped a bit and it was exposed. i had to pull up her shirt to cover her. then she showed me. it kinda ruled in a return of the living dead part 3 sort of way.

This thread is heading inevitably towards a steamy encounter under a bridge in brooklyn.

It reads like a perverse peep-show story! :P

here is her knee. her boob is very similar.

i can't find the picture of her boob. we ahve a date for bike rides and picnics. much ruling will commence.

She has a heart shaped graze. IT IS LOVE.

If her boob is similar IT MAY BE DOUBLE LOVE.

edit: just realized that you had really drawn out the heart shape of thegraze with the comment. oops, i must drink less at lunch. or more.

she invited me to go ride with her again. so maybe its not that bad.

I hear underneath waterloo bridge is romantic in the evening

My wife eats a biscuit.......then blames me for not stopping her from eating the biscuit!....

I hear underneath waterloo bridge is romantic in the evening

doesn't it smell of piss?

ed, that's not piss