Jimbo Jones, you are quite irrevocably mad sir. It is as clear as mud to any eye, that the MOST DANGEROUS thing using our roads in fair Blighty, are hedgehogs. Yes, hedgehogs. Can't you see how they are plainly designed to cause a puncture. They're absolutely hellbent to cause mischief to cyclists. I say we put them on the same boat as my cousin illegals, and send them somewhere horrible.....like The Caribbean!
The sun, sea, coconut water, stuffed crab-backs, marlin fishing, and rum-soaked nights - it would be bloody torture for them! I see we get rid of the lot. Can someone please report me to Immogration in Croydon? Please.
Jimbo Jones, you are quite irrevocably mad sir. It is as clear as mud to any eye, that the MOST DANGEROUS thing using our roads in fair Blighty, are hedgehogs. Yes, hedgehogs. Can't you see how they are plainly designed to cause a puncture. They're absolutely hellbent to cause mischief to cyclists. I say we put them on the same boat as my cousin illegals, and send them somewhere horrible.....like The Caribbean!
The sun, sea, coconut water, stuffed crab-backs, marlin fishing, and rum-soaked nights - it would be bloody torture for them! I see we get rid of the lot. Can someone please report me to Immogration in Croydon? Please.