Spotted...

Totally fair enough - actually i'm usually okay, but when it's one of those blue sticker guys (and that would be about 80% of my near-death experiences) then I do get really fucking angry because they’ve done it to me so many times.

What is it about them that makes them so much worse than anyone else who drives on the road for a living? I would love to know. They come at the top of my list of road users to fear. It goes something like:

1 – blue sticker cunts
2 – scaffolding trucks
3 – white vans
4 – cement mixers
5 – those transit vans with the open cage backs that collect rubbish from bins

And so on and so on….

You are missing one very serious offender from the list. The post van drivers. Especially at around 5 which coincides nicely with the rush hour and people leaving work. I have never known one of those drivers not to be stoned. I am certain its a prerequisite for the job. Heres your van, heres your uniform and heres an ounce of skunk. Now go get them