Rapha North Ride 29th May

What the fuck are you talking about?

Dartmouth Park Hill is a pissy little warm up, with downhill sections, and joins Highgate High Street after it's stopped being a hill (on the way to North Hill, which is also downhill).

You're all messed up in the brainbox (but still know the area better than Dogsballs, obviously).

What are you? Some sort of f***ing librarian?

Yeah, joins Highgate Hill, not North Hill.

There's only one way to sort this out:

you and dogsballs go and ride Muswell Hill and Dartmouth Park against the clock. (I'll be holding the clock and a pint). Then we will find out which one is harder (not out of you two - you're clearly both soft as something very soft indeed - like hippo's belly)