Rapha North Ride 29th May

You and dogs are just girls. Every fule kno that Dartmouth Park from Tufnell Park and continuing up North Hill is a real man's climb, much tougher than Mosswell Hummock. Pah! I piss on your sandal-wearing excuse of a slope.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Dartmouth Park Hill is a pissy little warm up, with downhill sections, and joins Highgate High Street after it's stopped being a hill (on the way to North Hill, which is also downhill).

You're all messed up in the brainbox (but still know the area better than Dogsballs, obviously).