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I thought you gave me a tit wank, but it was dark and was clearly mistaken, I'd like some money back in that case.
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Money? I thought you just offered me something to wipe up with?
No I gave you a fiver! Not a kitchen towel. You need to get that light sorted, if you had non of this confusion would have happened.
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pardon me lady, i normally have baby wipes in my bag in case my hands get dirty, besides even though he was wearing deodorant and could have done something about his crooked smile, in my country we called those bad teeth...and then why do it between two dumpsters when you know she likes dogs, and your house is obviously just a bike ride away...invite her to come have a look at the lovely dog you own which is awaiting for his owner to bring dinner 'round, then do her good, perhaps take a shower after that 'coz a girl riding a bike all day...well if he was wearing deodorant after the orgasm, and coming back to his senses, you know that fishy smell would have bothered him, and if lucky enough after some takeaway she would have probably done the dishes to thank you for the sex and the dinner, then asked for your number before leaving, and boys shall be boys one digit in your number must have gotten mixed up, coz when she tries to reach you the following day, some dude call tyrone answers the call. That's more like it.
I must remember not to recommend you to any of my friends.
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pardon me lady, i normally have baby wipes in my bag in case my hands get dirty, besides even though he was wearing deodorant and could have done something about his crooked smile, in my country we called those bad teeth...and then why do it between two dumpsters when you know she likes dogs, and your house is obviously just a bike ride away...invite her to come have a look at the lovely dog you own which is awaiting for his owner to bring dinner 'round, then do her good, perhaps take a shower after that 'coz a girl riding a bike all day...well if he was wearing deodorant after the orgasm, and coming back to his senses, you know that fishy smell would have bothered him, and if lucky enough after some takeaway she would have probably done the dishes to thank you for the sex and the dinner, then asked for your number before leaving, and boys shall be boys one digit in your number must have gotten mixed up, coz when she tries to reach you the following day, some dude call tyrone answers the call. That's more like it.
hehehe, good to have you back Stef.
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pardon me lady, i normally have baby wipes in my bag in case my hands get dirty, besides even though he was wearing deodorant and could have done something about his crooked smile, in my country we called those bad teeth...and then why do it between two dumpsters when you know she likes dogs, and your house is obviously just a bike ride away...invite her to come have a look at the lovely dog you own which is awaiting for his owner to bring dinner 'round, then do her good, perhaps take a shower after that 'coz a girl riding a bike all day...well if he was wearing deodorant after the orgasm, and coming back to his senses, you know that fishy smell would have bothered him, and if lucky enough after some takeaway she would have probably done the dishes to thank you for the sex and the dinner, then asked for your number before leaving, and boys shall be boys one digit in your number must have gotten mixed up, coz when she tries to reach you the following day, some dude call tyrone answers the call. That's more like it.
Wait, i'm not getting something here.
So the messenger after all day on his bike smells better than the "fishy" girl?
And she would be the one thanking him for amazing sex, doing his dishes and then begging for his phone number ?
Wow Stef, if this is the treatment you're used to then you really must be paying for it well. -
[I love that when one of the women writes something she has to be grumpy to be understood, but when a guy writes similar he has other guys standing up for the joke.
I think what the women here are trying to say is that, some of the men here talk about hot chicks, and make jokes regarding the female gender, and have avatars of bouncing boobs, and make jokes about sucking dick, etc... but then a well-written, hot piece of female-directed porn gets put on here and the woman in the piece is called a fishy, slapper with std's and then other guys cheer for the comment while poo-pooing the women. There's some inequality here. No one is telling you to stop, just even the stakes a bit. Encourage your women! Make a good environment for them. How cool is it that you guys have a bunch of women on here that actually like to have sex, hear sexy jokes, are a good laugh, and kinda cute to boot!?!?!
I'm not grumpy. I'm right. And that piece is frickin hot and if some tattooed [ex]messenger showing off his bike muscles wants to take me on under a bridge on a warm day, well then golly, I'll make sure to do his dishes and thank him for it. Now that is great porn..](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2070/2527192092_58ab72b930.jpg?v=0)
oooh I'm all worked up, better make sure I have my patch kit on me on my way home.
[edit: why the f*ck is my text linking to Stef! ha!]
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As others have missed, unless I'm grossly mistaken, I'm pretty sure Stef is being sarcastic for comic effect.
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yeah sure 50 years ago it used to be ok to take the piss out of black people and homosexuals...''what its only a joke mate''...bullshit.
@ stef grow up you misogynistic loser and examine your attitudes to woman
This is the reason I stopped bothering with this forum all the just under the surface anti female 'jokes'.
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