Spotted...

are you drinking nettle tea? You know that you will be sniggering with me when the time comes. And no, for your information, I managed to keep both my cool and my ass on the saddle. Nice boys don't faze me. AND It's been at least a week since I last fell off, my mam would be so proud.

drinking nettle tea and chewing on a roll of barbed wire.

your scars might finally be able to close up!