Top Cap!
The most effectual Top Cap!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cap!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cap.
Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cap.
Top Cap!
*and get a fuckin ally one. plastic is gay
(yes yes, I know it doesn't matter because you don't put it under any pressure mleh mleh, but metal is for winners)
The most effectual Top Cap!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cap!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cap.
Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cap.
Top Cap!
*and get a fuckin ally one. plastic is gay
(yes yes, I know it doesn't matter because you don't put it under any pressure mleh mleh, but metal is for winners)