[]Lockring tool
[]Pin hole to make your own chain whip (going with the green theme, they want you to use an old piece of chain to make your chain whip)
[]Spoke wrench
[]15mm wrench
[]5mm allen wrench
[]3 sizes of hex style wrenches
[*]Bottle opener (a must!)
People probably saw this on hkfixed, and it's not really "bike porn," but - tool porn?
http://commutebybike.com/2008/04/18/new-pedros-trixie-tool/