Sparton track frames

I know, outrageous weight-weenie attitude I have.

tynan, your whole house weighs less than that frame

Just in case you didn't spot it I quoted your own words. :P

I live in an old Halfords full suss frame (£79 for two bikes deal).

Yeah, really heavy..

if you think your road fixed needs to be under 6lbs frame and fork then you should weigh yourself first, then maybe have a good shit.