Ass Clown

Cockspank

Fuhh Kin CANT
its really the best and the delivery has to be quite precise

Cunthook.

Batty BOI, gaylord, shitstabber

rim-stench archivist.

cockweasel
dickfer
bell-end
knobjockey
deacon

Putrescent festering smear of rancid gussetcrust.

fagwad

gashrag

Arsemangling bastard.

Cockbotherer.

Cum [SIZE=2]Conjurer.
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hmmm not sure what happened there.
so ill say it again!

Cum Conjurer!

pickle gypsy!

a friend of mine had a alter-ego used for terrorising people. his name was Flangey Cocksarkus.

Flangey Cocksarkus' favourite insult was "you slimey half-eaten elephant's clitoris!"

do elephants have clitoris's? either way, not a nice thought.

Ever since I went to Germany, I've been using Knoblauch..

Twat

Smeghead

cockspanner has always been a bit of a favourite

chumbawumba

Twat Baton
Knicker Bacon

Streak of Piss.
Turd - said by a woman. Much worse for some reason. I carry a dress I can change into just to get the effect.

I always get Cockbeak when I have Mexican food, I don't even like it but I love asking for it.

Fartknocker
Knobneck
Dicknose
Fannybatter

all tip top!

slot-destroyer

Spacker
Flid

bearded clam