• Start coming on to them. This can upset many people and make them want to get rid of you. I've seen a gay mate do it to people before and it works very well and is funny as fuck. If you can pull off the flirt and are a good actor it's a worth while thing to try.(although I've never seen this done to a police man I think it could work though)

    It works a treat. I've talked myself out of a 30GBP fine by flirting with a couple of cops in a van. My automatic reaction when I was stopped for RLJing was to call them Sir in a sickeningly camp way.

    I love a man in uniform.

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