Please read... cannot believe this just happened after West End Drinks

Asking for their number might well get you a "right you're nicked you cheeky fucker" - you will probably be taken for a public order offensive and even resisting arrest/assaulting a police officer.

They will laugh at you.

Make it, it will get you nowhere, your report will most likely never get past the wastepaper basket - let alone get to some disciplinary hearing.

I've taken off my rose-tinted glasses, thrown them on the floor and shoed them in. I've lost all faith! I give up. Just end it all now!