Please read... cannot believe this just happened after West End Drinks

Absolutely. They have no idea who you are. As much as it fucks you off you just have to stay cool, kindly ask for their names and badge numbers (even ask them to write it down for you if you don't have a pen and paper) and go on your way when they let you go.

Asking for their number might well get you a "right you're nicked you cheeky fucker" - you will probably be taken for a public order offensive and even resisting arrest/assaulting a police officer.

'll definitely piss them and they'll most probably shit one.

They will laugh at you.

Then go to the local police station straight away (if you have time) and say you'd like to make a complaint.

Make it, it will get you nowhere, your report will most likely never get past the wastepaper basket - let alone get to some disciplinary hearing.