What's your favourite famous quote?

This is mine:
"We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked". [in 2002, by Sir Richard Mottram].
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2005/sep/29/uk.labour
Classic.

current favourite quote:

i will fuck you all in half

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"-Is that blood on your shirt?
-yeah
-From where?
-peoples faces"

Anton Newcombe

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'See you at the party, Richter!'

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Never, ever, bloody anything.
ever.

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Its better to die on your feet, than keep living on your knees - Emiliano Zapata via James Brown

All that is required for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing - Edmund Burke

In a time of universal deceit, speaking the truth is a revolutionary act - George Orwell

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes - Henry Thoreau (in Walden, ... and also unattributed in The Spanish Prisoner).

that Clinton video was ace! - Me

"Theirs was not to question why, theirs was but to do and die..." - Alfred Lord Tennison (yes, its from a poem, but still, its my favourite thing to quote)

Heard in Western Supermare once from a guy to his girl...

read in bristolian accent

"I luvs you. I fucks you. I buys you chips and you still does my head in!"

Heard in Western Supermare once from a guy to his girl...

read in bristolian accent

"I luvs you. I fucks you. I buys you chips and you still does my head in!"

best so far!!

"what d'ya think you're looking at, sugar tits?" - mel gibson to arresting officer whilst DUI.

Heard in Western Supermare once from a guy to his girl...

read in bristolian accent

"I luvs you. I fucks you. I buys you chips and you still does my head in!"

somehow I automatically read that in a welsh accent, and its brightened my day up a treat.

somehow I automatically read that in a welsh accent, and its brightened my day up a treat.

Oddly enough so did I!

saw a nice quote on page two of the Times 2 section today (where they have the big photo + quote): 'When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race' - H.G Wells

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value - Arthur C Clarke.

Sums up why I have to deal with so many morons on a daily basis

Natural Born Killers, Mallory screams at Mickey 'Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad!'

Oddly enough so did I!

I guess they are pretty similar.

"Don't mind your make-up, make your mind up" - Frank Zappa

"If a man aint got a gamble in him, he aint worth a crap" - Evel Knievel

"Never tell your wife that she's lousy in bed - she'll go out and get a second opinion" - Rodney Dangerfield

"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."

• Samuel Johnson.
  

-- i don't feel very well --

Jol after his crack at the rollas last night :^]

"Not bloody likely"

Wayne after being asked if HE was going to give it a go.

wisdom comes with age ya see mr Jol

it was an upstairs room and i couldn't see the joists holding up under my ferocious onslaught if I'd had a go…

My favourite cycling one:

"Marco, why are you such a strong climber? To shorten my pain". Marco Pantani

Sounds a bit grandiose (what do you expect from Pantani), but it works for me when I'm climbing. I think the forumese translation is HTFU.

it never get's easier, you just get faster- greg lemond