A horse walk into a bar. Barman says "why the long face?"
The horse replied, "I had to pull a fucking heavy cartload of beer for thirty miles just so these ignorant drunken bastards can keep pissing, and all I got at the far end was some fucking hay. Now shut the fuck up and get me a scotch."
The horse replied, "I had to pull a fucking heavy cartload of beer for thirty miles just so these ignorant drunken bastards can keep pissing, and all I got at the far end was some fucking hay. Now shut the fuck up and get me a scotch."