Specialised London Lamesters

Don't you mean Liszt?

1. PJS (?)
   
2. Hippy
   
3. Tom.
   

1. PJS (?)
   
2. Hippy
   
3. Tom.
   
4. superprecise
   

Had to give a cab a good thump on Westminster. The knob stopped in traffic on the square to have a go. Police nicked him for obstructing the highway!!!

Bless them. They are useful sometimes!!!

1. PJS (?)
   
2. Hippy
   
3. Tom.
   
4. superprecise
   
   

no idea why the quetsion mark is there, 1. PJS

This would certainly be hilarious for us and confounding for her, and I bet she can't give us a look like we all just took leery dumps in her handbag.

no idea why the quetsion mark is there, 1. PJS

This would certainly be hilarious for us and confounding for her, and I bet she can't give us a look like we all just took leery dumps in her handbag.

You say that, but lets wait until we've taken our said leery dumps in her handbag.

:p

err, what have i signed up for here?????!

err, what have i signed up for here?????!

Sponge-bathing the hippy

Most cabbies are generally twats

i thought that was most definitly so until about a year ago. A cab hit me right up the arse at a turning near st. johns wood, totally his fault, folded my back wheel in two. I was completely still when it happened so i gave him some grief right there. He then pulled over, gave me his details, so i bought a new (substantially nicer) wheel and invoiced him for it. to much surprise he paid up and my thoughts of cuntish taxi drivers vannishd for a brief second (fuck i should have bought a more expensive wheeland srewed the fucker).

anyway thats all forgotten and i still hate taxi drivers for undertaking me at all opportunities, general cutting up and being too wide. though they're not as bad as the criminal mini cab drivers who have the 'booked by TFL' sticker on their back window who pretty much fuck off anything else on the road near them. mini cab on a power trip, bad idea.

(hope this is the correct thread for drunken rants)

(hope this is the correct thread for drunken rants)[/quote]

It is, it is friend. I believe that's how it got started...

thread for drunken rants? you mean "forum for drunken rants"..

hope this is the correct thread for drunken rants

Surely the correct thread for drunken rants would be Ben Sherman (or Lonsdale, or Fred Perry) or assos if you're PJS

Shyzza! I joined the wrong forum. I thought this place was for "Drunken Cants" not "rants". Seeing as I'm well used to being called "You Facking Cant!", I thought Cants like me would be ok here.

Surely the correct thread for drunken rants would be Ben Sherman (or Lonsdale, or Fred Perry) or assos if you're PJS

AHAA!

the assos was not the wounded party btw PP.. the one I was wearing was rather more upset than the assos would have been..

if caps could talk huh Gary..

if caps could talk

it'd be in French, or Italian.

Two most despised things:

a) pedestrians that see you coming and yet still jump into the middle of the roadway thinking they can complete their cross of the road before you hit them--which they never can and thus causing a needless unclipping
b) the above, but filled in w/the word car/lorry/van/bus/etc in place of 'pedestrians.'

Uggg...seriously, how many seconds to work are they saving by making me almost fly over my handlebars every bloody day?

+1

I think most peds that do that assume that cyclists are doing 3mph

Well, I think most of them haven't been outside for about the last 7 months and forget that roads aren't just for walking across or sitting in buses on...seemed that way this afternoon.

AHAA!

the assos was not the wounded party btw PP.. the one I was wearing was rather more upset than the assos would have been..

PJS I'm still up for relieving you of one of the non-offended caps btw

Two most despised things:

a) pedestrians that see you coming and yet still jump into the middle of the roadway thinking they can complete their cross of the road before you hit them--which they never can and thus causing a needless unclipping
b) the above, but filled in w/the word car/lorry/van/bus/etc in place of 'pedestrians.'

Uggg...seriously, how many seconds to work are they saving by making me almost fly over my handlebars every bloody day?

+1 i really think these people deserve some kind of public stoning.

you need to learn The Way Of the Cap.

Capjitsu.

the ancient martial art of the cycling cap...

Anyone encountered the bus drivers on old kent road? It's like they are actively trying to kill me. Cant say I blame them though. Peace

...the criminal mini cab drivers who have the 'booked by TFL' sticker on their back window who pretty much fuck off anything else on the road near them. mini cab on a power trip, bad idea.

absolutely. IMO minicab drivers are much worse than black cab drivers. I seem to get reasonable respect off black cab drivers, I think they're getting used to cyclists.

I was already a nasty cunt before I moved here so I can't blame Londun for that.

In other news.. riding with a training bunch today and its down to 3 or 3 on the home stretch. A fucking ambulance, yes, one of those cars that are supposed to be helping sick peeps drives up to my right shoulder and just kinda sits there. I look at the ambo cunt in the window and mutter to the guy riding to my left that this idiot's a bit close. He then moves CLOSER and passes. One bump and I would've clipped the ambulance. At the lights 50m up the road I let him have my thoughts about his driving. He did some kind of hand symbol that I took to mean he thought we were riding too wide. Fuck him! Our bars were almost touching (we're all good bunch riders) and we were as far left as possible.

What's that number plate lookup thing? I wanna see if I got his plates right.

I nearly got knocked over by an Ambo in Melbourne. I was on Church Street in the cycling lane and had been level with this ambulance (who had caught up with me, not vice versa) for about 10 seconds when he turned off (or tried to) down a side street without indicating or checking his mirrors. It was only when I was between his headlights that he saw me and stopped. It was fairly slow moving so he stopped in time (he wasn't on a call out - no flashing lights or anything). Still, what an idiot.

PJS I'm still up for relieving you of one of the non-offended caps btw[/quote]

I'll bring some down to south drinks if I make it tomorrow PP...

we'll have to see if they're your cup of tea though