Fixed or single speed

VB is out on the streets of Kings Cross seven days a week, turning 50p tricks for rough and ready sex-tourists from the North of England, whose sole interest is shooting their baby gravy over his back, day in, day out 365 days a year, in all weathers - just to keep this forum running - and for that the least he can expect is that we abide by his racist and misogynist 'hate' rules.

Funniest post since the Arrospok thread and the hip hop slave bike article. You are something of a legend Tynan. Respect.