Watcha talkin 'bout willis?

just come back from a lovely early ride which has put me in a sunny disposition so thougth I'd just post a positive one as there seems to be a few posts that have gone a bit aggro recently.

Through this strange little forum I've listened to some great tunes I wouldn't have listened to, been on some blinding rides with people I wouldn't have met otherwise, lusted after bikes that i wouldn't necessarily buy myself and met some quality new peeps.

I'm often stunned at the level of creativity with the jokes, photography, vids and skills that a lot of people on the forum have and various things have seeped into my everyday life - caught myself calling a lairy pair of trainers 'hiphipslaveshoes' the other day.

So cheers to VB for all the graft and the initiative for starting the forum and for all the people I've met and chatted to. And Big Up to people like Smeear and archies who have got off their arses and make amazing hats and bags and to the peeps who organise the night rides and polo.

If there was no forum there would be no night rides, polo in different parts of london, and gangs of cycling nuts meeting up for drinks .

If you're not part of it then roll up for a drink or a ride and you'll find a lovely bunch of folk who are as mad about bikes as you are.

If you're new and wondering why some of the forum tarts are accusing you of killing puppies then here's a few links that'll have you shouting ARROSPOK at complete strangers…

HTFU = Harden The Fuck Up, bought to us by Hippy - Australias answer to Claire Rayner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

Hip Hop Slave Bike = Genius bit or writing by Tynan in response to a very lazy bit of Journalism, makes me giggle every time I read it

http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/45324/2001489975006749620_rs.jpg

WhataCunt - a little project i started as a less violent alternative to smacking the mirrors off numpty drivers - universal link for anything that displeases ya, Coming to a tshirt near you soon
Boris Johnson

Puppy Killer = forum version of 'whenever a cyclist goes thro a red light god kills a kitten" for classic road bikes that have been converted, there's a lot of people on here who have rescued bikes and ride really lovely conversions
http://www.thenothingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/image001.jpg

ARROSPOK = one of the most blindingly funny threads ever
Arrospok - fiddy dorrahs

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/landres/arro.jpg

So, cheers VB for all the graft, and cheers to all the peeps that have made me chuckle and think - ride safe and have fun.

...perfect timing +1

+1 to what the big man said...

• lots. and lots.
  

Yeah, what Brother Wayne said... This forum is pretty fuckin' awesome... Long may it prosper! :)

Yeah good call BDW and thanks for explaining the origins of some of the jokes to the newbie that is me. I've been laughin a lot. Also like to give a big +1 to the forum for enriching the world - I've met some good people so far.... Although it does make me spend too much time sitting inside on the computer when I probably should be out cycling...

wayne, those pills you bought in that club last night clearly weren't for your headache.

HTFU you friggin hippie!

hugs ;)

Although it does make me spend too much time sitting inside on the computer when I probably should be out cycling...

really? it's the other way round for me.

when the forum first started and there was about five of us, it was meant as somewhere for people to come if they fancied a ride/chat without having to feel like they needed to be in a club or wear team kit, or even have any number of miles under their belts.

I've definitely done more (road) riding as a result of this forum, and coming from a bmx/mtb background it was good to meet likeminded people who wanted to ride.

club racer, bmx'er, commuter, whatever, just people who want to step out of their front door and go off on their bike, no trains, no cars and no expensive bullshit

Wayne, I hope you're not sucking up as part of some complex excuse as to why the t-shirt artwork isn't yet in my inbox. I'm not that easy you know ;)

club racer, bmx'er, commuter, whatever, just people who want to step out of their front door and go off on their bike, no trains, no cars and no expensive bullshit

namechange: www.lfgsscrbxrcw.com

virtual group hug??!

i REALLY need to get along to the pub cos i've barely met anyone on this forum, due to being a workaholic student...

workaholic student...

Oxymoron alert!

yeah, you'd think... postgraduate architecture is some 'next level shit' though...

yeah it takes until you're 40 years old before they let you wear the black polo-neck and rimless spectacles

that's right, and then another 20 before they let you build anything.

and they still manage to fuck it up

just come back from a lovely early ride which has put me in a sunny disposition so thougth I'd just post a positive one as there seems to be a few posts that have gone a bit aggro recently.

Through this strange little forum I've listened to some great tunes I wouldn't have listened to, been on some blinding rides with people I wouldn't have met otherwise, lusted after bikes that i wouldn't necessarily buy myself and met some quality new peeps.

I'm often stunned at the level of creativity with the jokes, photography, vids and skills that a lot of people on the forum have and various things have seeped into my everyday life - caught myself calling a lairy pair of trainers 'hiphipslaveshoes' the other day.

So cheers to VB for all the graft and the initiative for starting the forum and for all the people I've met and chatted to. And Big Up to people like Smeear and archies who have got off their arses and make amazing hats and bags and to the peeps who organise the night rides and polo.

If there was no forum there would be no night rides, polo in different parts of london, and gangs of cycling nuts meeting up for drinks .

If you're not part of it then roll up for a drink or a ride and you'll find a lovely bunch of folk who are as mad about bikes as you are.

If you're new and wondering why some of the forum tarts are accusing you of killing puppies then here's a few links that'll have you shouting ARROSPOK at complete strangers…

HTFU = Harden The Fuck Up, bought to us by Hippy - Australias answer to Claire Rayner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

Hip Hop Slave Bike = Genius bit or writing by Tynan in response to a very lazy bit of Journalism, makes me giggle every time I read it

http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/45324/2001489975006749620_rs.jpg

WhataCunt - a little project i started as a less violent alternative to smacking the mirrors off numpty drivers - universal link for anything that displeases ya, Coming to a tshirt near you soon
Boris Johnson

Puppy Killer = forum version of 'whenever a cyclist goes thro a red light god kills a kitten" for classic road bikes that have been converted, there's a lot of people on here who have rescued bikes and ride really lovely conversions
http://www.thenothingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/image001.jpg

ARROSPOK = one of the most blindingly funny threads ever
Arrospok - fiddy dorrahs

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/landres/arro.jpg

So, cheers VB for all the graft, and cheers to all the peeps that have made me chuckle and think - ride safe and have fun.

I'm Chris Crash and i approve this message

What a load of old shit.

Feeling a bit nostalgic cause you wont be spending your working hours with me mate!?!

;)

Wayne, I can't beleive you would post something so insensitive offensive, you rude mother fucking, ...

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Oops, wrong thread. I totally echo all you have said and more. Having just ridden my bike for the first time in over a month, I am now a happier person. And having been on this forum for just over a year, I am now a much happier person.

Big up to all (most (all) ) of youse.

What a load of old shit.

Aww shucks, you're so sweet BMMF.

You're the cuntster's cunt and no mistake.

Stop singling me out. If you'd read all my other posts...

I've got your entire oeuf in hardback.

It's a cracking good read.

a real pot-boiler