Fixed or single speed

Sycophant.

nothing wrong with that.

Suck up to me then :p

VB i agree with every thing you say in this post, and I would not want your job, but am glad your doing it, and respect you for it.

Translated : Damn ........now where can I post the same and pass it off as my own thoughts

Suck up to me then :p

you dont have anything i want.

you dont have anything i want.

CC i agree with every thing you say in this post, and respect you for it.

what do you want?

Your sycophancy.

it would have to be a sycophancy circle

That sounds a bit louche.

But I'm sure you're right.

hippy is fat

That took fucking ages. You cunts are slipping.
Do you know how much of this shit I had to read before getting to the 'true meaning'?
Damn!

Now can we get back to trolls-r-us or what?

Fuck me ! I missed most of this thread, I want in !

Right, who's first ?

Me!

hey hacked, i was just chatting shit, havin a bit of a laugh. sorry for not puttin shitloads of smileys after every post. ill leave this thread alone from now on

hey hacked, i was just chatting shit, havin a bit of a laugh. sorry for not puttin shitloads of smileys after every post. ill leave this thread alone from now on

h2o is right. I think I should, for my part, be the bigger man (or adolescent, or boy, whatever) and apologise.
Torpid Construct, I apologise for saying that I would insert my penis into your mouth for the sole purpose of triggering you gag reflex. Also, I apologise for the wild, outlandish claim that I healed your mother's throat illness with my penis. Also, I apologise for saying that I could cure your father's eye disease by inserting my penis into his eyesocket as I know that you may have got your hopes up for a cheap cure, but let me assure you that the claim has no medical standng whatsoever. Finally, I apologise for saying that I would engage in sexual intercourse with your cancer-ridden mother. Obviously, it could be an emotionally disturbing on her part, so for her own safety, the most I would take is a handjob, possibly with a little bit of fellatio, but not too much. I would certainly not go so far as to ejaculate onto her face or in her mouth. I hope that we can now settle this silly disagreement and that we can be friends.
And all the others

Sick and juvenile
Not in slightest bit funny .................

ditto, thanks VB.

btw, why isn't the moderator load shared amongst the sensible few?

can you find another sensible fourmenger?

ditto, thanks VB.

btw, why isn't the moderator load shared amongst the sensible few?

fred is a gay

I go away for a few days and I miss a thread like this!

oh and this...

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like i say, i won't post on this... oh shit ok, starting from now

By the way, one thing I have done in response to this thread is take my number down from the phone number thread. It saddens me that I had to do that, but there it is :-(

ditto, thanks VB.

btw, why isn't the moderator load shared amongst the sensible few?

There hasn't been the need for it. There isn't still. I wouldn't want to actually mod some people as that takes the onus off of the community to police themselves and does create a police force of a kind. Shit, we're all adults, just be reasonable and deal with people as you might if you were actually sat across from them in a pub. But if someone doesn't get the message and know when to just drop it and calm down calm me and I'll be a bouncer.

Oh, and I've just put Torpid back to regular user status, I expect he'll show up soon and will either be sheepish about his behaviour or fuming at my making his access to the site miserable... probably the latter, though I'd advise him to be the former.

just caught up on my instalment 6 through to 8 this thread has it all...amazing!

lol...fuckwad alert.

I know you're having trouble reading this reply, I thought I'd slow you down just a little, but...

I don't follow the above. I (for it is a single person operation) am not a company, nor an organisation. So I am not registered as any entity that would fall under the laws you think might apply. Further, the forum isn't even hosted in the UK, it's not even hosted in Europe. It's hosted somewhere that has no data protection or data retention laws... Missouri, USA.

And to make the forum nice and zippy, I turn off the web server logs and the only data captured for analytics is anonymised and disconnected from the users behind the numbers.

The only thing I do capture is IP addresses when people participate in some way. But as you've found out the only real use of that is being able to put someone on 'miserable'. A delightful feature that will give you random pages, after random wait times, and generally makes it look like your (not you're) internet has just broken. Does it work? I'll let your silence tell us.

I don't have to use a static IP

The server being in another country does make it hard to enforce the data protection act.

This is the deal. People who are rude to me will get rudeness back. And those who are want to play nice, guess what, I'll play nice. See some of the other threads for evidence of this.

Ban me and I will find another way to deal with those who think they can oppress me.

Why is it so hard to accept that when you are rude to people they are likely to be rude back?

I know I am a stubborn fucker. I don't need anyone to tell me that. Banning me will only fuel me further. It won't be the end of it. I assure you my determination will not wane. A ban will just take this in a new direction.

and I'll say this one more time for those that seem hell bent on skipping this bit.

Be nice to me and I am nice back. It's so simple. It really really is.