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theres a movie with steven seagal in it (hang on dont stop reading yet) where some scally yoots are trying to steal a truck. he rocks up and says something along the lines of "hey i know the best way to get that truck"
yoots say "oh yea?"
stevie rock hard says "yea i got the keys right here" then he beats the shit out of them and breaks a bunch of wrists and elbows.
i'd love to happen upon someone trying to nick my bike and replaying that scene in real life. then you stand over them and say "now steal my bike fuck head" you could even add "yipee kai yay mother fucker" if you wanna mix up your action movie star quotes.