England is a nation of overweight, binge-drinking reality TV addicts

having said that, the badger golden ale I've just poured is made by humans, and I'm starting to forget what all the fuss was about..

Got no badgers around, RPM, but I like meself and my stouts. But human race, thats a sad story, we develope into twats. Male twats become taxi drivers and the female twats turn into wannabe TV hostessesses (ie waitressessses)..or sumpin'.

I is glad I is me.