So, you catch a 'thief'...

Its not perfect, but ridicule can sometimes work like cold water on canines. No. Don't fight me because I said canines; what I meant was "teeth".....which I think might cleverly placate the animal lovers here.

Nobody had sex today? Too much testosterone aound here at the moment. A nice slow cycle through London, then a swim in the Serpentine will be perfect. Last one there's a rotten egg!

point taken and well made - I'm off to the coast for the weekend where I'm sure I'll chill the fuck out and come back refreshed and pacified.....if the ruck's still going on by Monday will that be a record for this board?