Ants Part Deux

what really gets me is the sound of a drivetrain that hasn't seen oil since last season. The sound genuinely gets to me.

I keep a bottle of lube in my bag (you never know) and sometimes it's all i can do not to whip it out and give some young cyclist a good hard lecture on chain maintenance.

Oil?
Drivetrain?
What?

The cuntster will receive no such maintenance! When it sounds like a tractor I throw it up in the air and let it smash onto the ground. That usually sorts out some squeaks.