List of Bike Locks That Thieves Have Broken

I put shit (human) on the saddle and handle bars.

can't you solve the problem of getting your D-lock picked by simply locking it such that the key entrance faces away from the street, and can't be moved?

interested to read about the merits of smaller D-locks over bigger ones. Does this mean your bike is more secure wit a £30 mini-Kryptonite than a £60 large Granit X?

i just overheard some girl on the pavement outside me in Camden "oh you're all indie I love it". what the hell??

wheels I put shit (human) on the saddle and handle bars.

You'll just have your bike nicked by skat fetishists..

haaah!

time for ihatelaw to change his name to "all-indie"

hippy [quote]wheels I put shit (human) on the saddle and handle bars.

You'll just have your bike nicked by skat fetishists..[/quote]

I fail to see the link between bicycle theft and improvised jazz vocal technique

Not that kind of skat.. this kind.. #

oh shit

Australians are so charming

Shit yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-GSXNcykM&feature=related

lock it outside a kebab shop that stays open late, it might put them off thinking your in there just getting some grub. if it's your local kebab shop and you know them well and have said keep an eye on my bike they'll beat the shits up.

and serve them to unsuspecting drunks later....

Spotted this evening

that boat has seen some stir

with a pair of spoke cutters, i can cut through at least a level 4 Kryptonite lock in under a minute, i can pick most 4 digit combos in less than 5, and with a hammer and chanel locks i can tear open a master lock in less than a minute.

people lose keys a lot.

that boat has seen some stir

:D

Spotted this evening

Slack wheel.