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h2o is right. I think I should, for my part, be the bigger man (or adolescent, or boy, whatever) and apologise.
Torpid Construct, I apologise for saying that I would insert my penis into your mouth for the sole purpose of triggering you gag reflex. Also, I apologise for the wild, outlandish claim that I healed your mother's throat illness with my penis. Also, I apologise for saying that I could cure your father's eye disease by inserting my penis into his eyesocket as I know that you may have got your hopes up for a cheap cure, but let me assure you that the claim has no medical standng whatsoever. Finally, I apologise for saying that I would engage in sexual intercourse with your cancer-ridden mother. Obviously, it could be an emotionally disturbing on her part, so for her own safety, the most I would take is a handjob, possibly with a little bit of fellatio, but not too much. I would certainly not go so far as to ejaculate onto her face or in her mouth. I hope that we can now settle this silly disagreement and that we can be friends.

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